1. (Source: betweengameshows)

  2. dykewithadick:

    nombinary:

    i-eat-men-like-air:

    john oliver is really not fucking around 

    except that he is perpetuating the horrific lie that schizophrenic people are more likely to commit violent crimes. Hint- THEY ARENT. they are more likely to be VICTIMS of violent crimes. screw john oliver. uplifting one cause by stomping on another is not okay.

    I thought this was referring to the fact that people with schizophrenia are disproportionately likely to end up imprisoned on minor charges related to their illness, not claiming that they’re more likely to be violent.

    (Source: sandandglass)

  3. worstcats:

This is the best cat if you like your cats to be really sweaty and footballshaped and disgusting

    worstcats:

    This is the best cat if you like your cats to be really sweaty and footballshaped and disgusting

  4. 




NASA just landed a rover on Mars, this is the very first picture.  This JUST happened minutes ago.
1:42am EST 8/6/2012

It’s in color
holy shit
that’s fucking MARS you guys

I just need this on my blog again. This wonderful picture :’D

science is good fuck yes go NASA

Wow almost a year has past and this is still one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

    NASA just landed a rover on Mars, this is the very first picture.  This JUST happened minutes ago.

    1:42am EST 8/6/2012

    It’s in color

    holy shit

    that’s fucking MARS you guys

    I just need this on my blog again. This wonderful picture :’D

    science is good fuck yes go NASA

    Wow almost a year has past and this is still one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

  5. byebyefreebird:

    who needs the naked and famous when u can b the naked and crying

  6. (Source: glukauf)

  7. (Source: thefantastician)

  8. nostalgiaultra:

    Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

    If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

  9. icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

    icriedwhenbobbydied:

    stunningpicture:

    A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

    nash grier

  10. (Source: i-really-like-her-mane)

  11. (Source: allonsyforever)

  12. OKAY I JUST WATCHED THAT MOVIE ONE DAY WITH JIM STURGESS AND ANNE HATHAWAY AND I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND STOMPED ON IT 
    SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SHE GETS HIT BY A FUCKING TRUCK AND SHE DIES! RIGHT WHEN THEIR LIVES GET GOOD! I’M NEVER RIDING MY BIKE IN TRAFFIC AGAIN!
    LIKE DAAAAAAAAMN THE HUMAN CONDITION AM I RIGHT EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY! WE ARE ALL SO SMAAAALL!!!!! WE ARE EVERYTHING YET WE ARE NOTHING

  13. How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

    BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
    ME: ok this is very good
    under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
    and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
    so this is a great comment
    BABY: [knocks over tower]
    ME: that’s right